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Amortized Soul. Breaking Down Dreams Into Manageable Payments. Candle for Accountant, CPA, Financial Analyst, Bookkeeper in 4 or 9 oz

Amortized Soul. Breaking Down Dreams Into Manageable Payments. Candle for Accountant, CPA, Financial Analyst, Bookkeeper in 4 or 9 oz

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A darkly poetic meditation on the accountant's ability to reduce anything, even life, dreams into spreadsheet rows and payment schedules. Beautiful and slightly melancholic. 

For the CPA, accountant, finance guru, financial advisor, data analyst, or spreadsheet enthusiast who can make complex data look effortless. Light this candle, open your favorite workbook or numbers app, and let the magic happen.

Choose from a variety of delightful fragrances or go unscented. Available in 4 oz and 9 oz amber glass jars, these candles add warmth, personality, and a touch of wizardry to any workspace.

Features

  • Premium soy wax blend
  • Clean-burning cotton wick
  • Amber glass jar
  • Multiple scent options
  • 4 oz and 9 oz sizes available
  • Assembled in the USA
  • ASTM safety-compliant


EU representative: GovConBiz LLC, shop@bossandworkers.com, 1759 E Eastoaks Dr, Fruit Heights, UT, 84037-2725, US

Product information: Lumient, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Care instructions: Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.

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Amortized Soul. Breaking Down Dreams Into Manageable Payments. Candle for Accountant, CPA, Financial Analyst, Bookkeeper in 4 or 9 oz
4oz / Amber / Christmas Warmth85413632996098509445
4oz / Amber / Christmas Warmth85413632996098509445
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Amortized Soul. Breaking Down Dreams Into Manageable Payments. Candle for Accountant, CPA, Financial Analyst, Bookkeeper in 4 or 9 oz
4oz / Amber / Peppered Passionfruit17244332856894178372
4oz / Amber / Peppered Passionfruit17244332856894178372
$17.32/ea
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Amortized Soul. Breaking Down Dreams Into Manageable Payments. Candle for Accountant, CPA, Financial Analyst, Bookkeeper in 4 or 9 oz
4oz / Amber / Unscented18189549413160033438
4oz / Amber / Unscented18189549413160033438
$17.32/ea
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Amortized Soul. Breaking Down Dreams Into Manageable Payments. Candle for Accountant, CPA, Financial Analyst, Bookkeeper in 4 or 9 oz
4oz / Amber / White Sage and Lavender47953411111553874688
4oz / Amber / White Sage and Lavender47953411111553874688
$17.32/ea
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Amortized Soul. Breaking Down Dreams Into Manageable Payments. Candle for Accountant, CPA, Financial Analyst, Bookkeeper in 4 or 9 oz
9oz / Amber / Christmas Warmth56175496766478450912
9oz / Amber / Christmas Warmth56175496766478450912
$25.32/ea
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Amortized Soul. Breaking Down Dreams Into Manageable Payments. Candle for Accountant, CPA, Financial Analyst, Bookkeeper in 4 or 9 oz
9oz / Amber / Cinnamon Vanilla25489451634971536854
9oz / Amber / Cinnamon Vanilla25489451634971536854
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Amortized Soul. Breaking Down Dreams Into Manageable Payments. Candle for Accountant, CPA, Financial Analyst, Bookkeeper in 4 or 9 oz
9oz / Amber / Coconut Cream + Cardamom33333198657990238607
9oz / Amber / Coconut Cream + Cardamom33333198657990238607
$25.32/ea
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Amortized Soul. Breaking Down Dreams Into Manageable Payments. Candle for Accountant, CPA, Financial Analyst, Bookkeeper in 4 or 9 oz
9oz / Amber / Unscented48251487266052928103
9oz / Amber / Unscented48251487266052928103
$25.32/ea
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Amortized Soul. Breaking Down Dreams Into Manageable Payments. Candle for Accountant, CPA, Financial Analyst, Bookkeeper in 4 or 9 oz
9oz / Amber / White Sage and Lavender30607670830589101382
9oz / Amber / White Sage and Lavender30607670830589101382
$25.32/ea
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